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May 30, 2008

It's a Nissan Micra!

Nissan_micra

In the previous years that I’ve come to teach with Study Abroad Ireland our director, Barry Vaughan, has rented a car for the program.  He can’t come this year because he is the president of Maricopa’s faculty association.  Mary Aldridge is in charge this year, but she did not want to drive.  So, I am the one driving. 

I’m actually excited about gaining the skill of driving on the other side of the road.  I’m hoping that by the end of our time here I’ll be able to say I’m confident and competent at it.  But, I’m not there yet and so I’m still driving with trepidation. 

When we arrived in Dublin on Tuesday morning it was cold, windy and raining.  We slogged all of our luggage into the tiny blue Micra and headed out of the airport onto the motorway.  That was the worst part so far.  What’s more difficult than driving on the wrong side of the road? Driving on the wrong side of the road with the windows fogged up through lots of complicated round-abouts! Just so you know, it’s always best to try something challenging and potentially dangerous when you are sleep deprived and jetlagged.  Gives a nice edge to it.

Mary later emailed Barry that we arrived more or less safely, and that I only almost-killed us two or three times.  Not too bad.  On Wednesday we drove into beautiful downtown Athlone to see the fancy new mall.  I only hit one curb in a tight round-about and otherwise did fine.  I just noticed in the photo that one of the hubcaps is missing and I’m wondering if I lost it in the collision with the curb.

One of the good things about the Micra is that it is very tiny, so it is easier to keep it between the lines.  The last time I tried to drive on the other side of the road, Mark and I were in a larger car and when I drove it I was always too close to the curb.  I can still hear his screams. It was such a bad experience for both of us that it led us to consider a new TV series: CSI Cushendall - we were both having murderous thoughts. 

Driving in Athlone is easier because I’m familiar with the streets. It’s also easier because the streets are so narrow that you can only drive slowly, otherwise you’d take out pedestrians with the side mirror.  Mary and I navigated our way into the underground parking structure for the mall.  We were accosted by Polish valet/carwash men who lavishly praised our fine Nissan Micra and offered to keep it in tip-top shape for many hundreds of euros.  We declined. 

Mary said later that she was watching the news and they were showing native Irish drivers on the road and she realized that their driving looked just as random as mine feels from her perspective as the passenger.  So, I guess I’m going to fit in just fine.

May 29, 2008

Getting Settled

Gavins_shiner_3 This is Gavin Doorley, the manager at the Croi Oige Student Accommodation, and his was the first familiar face Mary Aldridge and I saw after arriving in Ireland.  His face was not completely familiar – I don’t think I’ve ever seen it with a shiner before!  He got it last week while rooting for his soccer team, Manchester United, as they scored a couple of dramatic goals to become the 2008 Champions of Europe.  When I told him I was going to put this picture directly into the blog, he said to be sure to say that Gaelic Football is actually the best and his true love.  He assured us, “I’m no plastic Irishman.” We had no doubts about that!

        Gavin is one of the best things about being here.  He didn’t actually know that we were scheduled to arrive on Tuesday, but he quickly found us a two bedroom apartment to squat in while ours is vacated and cleaned. We should be moving in today or tomorrow. I’m looking forward to having our normal apartment. This one is right on the car park and the kitchen is dark. On the otherA_wee_presbyterian_snake_3 hand, we see lots of Gavin, since his office is right next door.  Today he stuck this little snake in the window as he walked by. 

I think this must be “the wee Presbyterian snake” from Crawford Howard’s poem “St. Patrick and the Snakes” that Liz Weir recites with such verve.  You can read the whole poem here  but for now, here are a few stanzas:

Now there once was a guy called St. Patrick,
A preacher of fame and renown
An' he hoisted his sails and came over from Wales
To convert all the heathens in Down.
And he hirpled about through the country
With a stick and a big pointy hat,
An' he kept a few sheep that he sold on the cheap,
But sure, there's no money in that!

He was preachin' a sermon in Comber
An' getting quite carried away
And he mentioned that Rome had once been his home
(But that was the wrong thing to say!)
For he felt a sharp pain in his cheek-bone
And he stuck up a hand 'till his beak
And the thing that had lit on his gob (an' had bit)
Was a wee Presbyterian snake!

Now the snake slithererd down from the pulpit
(Expectin' St. Patrick to die),
But yer man was no dozer - he lifted his crozier
An' he belted the snake in the eye,
And he says to the snake, 'Listen, legless!
You'd better just take yerself aff!
If you think that that trick will work with St. Patrick
You must be far worser nor daft!'